if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level
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i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
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So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.
yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
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